(Source: sherlock-hannibal)

Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to.
My English Teacher   (via melwent)

(Source: snorlaxatives)

What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.
(via 1112pm)

(Source: azlieh)

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

(Source: 89cats)

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare)

(Source: iLaurens)

impersonatr:

100timesrick-and-mortydotcom:

100timesrick-and-mortydotcom:

I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG

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I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE

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AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT

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LOOK

AT

THIS

TINY

CAR

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I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED HERE, YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIME AMERICA

just once. just one day. please make the notes stop.

Nope.

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them with your permission are bad people.